Here we have a special collection of 30 Halloween quotes funny. Make sure to scroll till the end to check all the hilarious Halloween quotes.
Hocus pocus time to focus.
There is a child in every one of us who is still a trick or treater looking for a brightly-lit front porch.- Robert Brault
I gave you life. You give me your Reese’s. That’s the deal. – Every mom on Halloween
It’s getting dark in this little heart of mine.
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself… and spiders. Happy Halloween!
When black cats prowl and pumpkin gleam may luck be yours on Halloween.
Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us. – Tim Burton
I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. – Evan Peters
Trust me you will lose everything. -Alcohol
I can conquer the whole world with one hand behind my back as long as the other one is holding yours.
Halloween is not only about pputting on a costume, but it’s about finding the imagination and costume without ourselves. -Elvis Duran
On Halloween you get to become anything that you want to be. -Ava Dellaira
Guys can have nightmares too, you know. You ain’t got a corner on the market or something. Nightmare on Elm Street.
Where there is no imagination there is no horror. – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Keep calm and say boo!
A pumpkin ghost story… and after they hollow you out, they stick a fire inside you!
When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, it’s near Halloween.
We all have a little mischief in us…
Witch parking, all others will be toad!
Sending out ghost hugs! You won’t feel it, bit it’s there!
My diet today – 1% real food; 99% Halloween candy.
Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere. He’s gotta pick this one. He’s got to. I don’t see how a pumpkin patch can be more sincere than this one. You can look around and there’s not a sign of hypocrisy. Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see.
Witching you a very haunted Halloween.
Just because I cannot see it, doesn’t mean I can’t believe it! – Jack Skellington (Nightmare Before Christmas)
Halloween is by far the safest day to kill a person and leave them in a chair on our porch.
On Halloween you get to become anything that you want to be. – Ava Dellaira
Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative.
Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen, voices whisper in the trees, “Tonight is Halloween!” – Dexter Kozen
Tombstone sayings for Halloween – He caught a fishbone in his throat, which made him sing an angel’s note.
That awkward moment on the first day of school when you’ll go in front of the class and introduce yourself.