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Collection 30 Halloween Quotes Funny

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Here we have a special collection of 30 Halloween quotes funny. Make sure to scroll till the end to check all the hilarious Halloween quotes.

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Hocus pocus time to focus.

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There is a child in every one of us who is still a trick or treater looking for a brightly-lit front porch.-  Robert Brault

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I gave you life. You give me your Reese’s. That’s the deal. – Every mom on Halloween

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It’s getting dark in this little heart of mine.

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The only thing we have to fear is fear itself… and spiders. Happy Halloween!

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When black cats prowl and pumpkin gleam may luck be yours on Halloween.

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Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us. – Tim Burton

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I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. – Evan Peters

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Trust me you will lose everything. -Alcohol

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I can conquer the whole world with one hand behind my back as long as the other one is holding yours.

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Halloween is not only about pputting on a costume, but it’s about finding the imagination and costume without ourselves. -Elvis Duran

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On Halloween you get to become anything that you want to be. -Ava Dellaira

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Guys can have nightmares too, you know. You ain’t got a corner on the market or something. Nightmare on Elm Street.

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Where there is no imagination there is no horror. – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

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Keep calm and say boo!

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A pumpkin ghost story… and after they hollow you out, they stick a fire inside you!

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When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, it’s near Halloween.

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We all have a little mischief in us…

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Witch parking, all others will be toad!

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Sending out ghost hugs! You won’t feel it, bit it’s there!

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My diet today – 1% real food; 99% Halloween candy.

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Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere. He’s gotta pick this one. He’s got to. I don’t see how a pumpkin patch can be more sincere than this one. You can look around and there’s not a sign of hypocrisy. Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see.

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Witching you a very haunted Halloween.

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Just because I cannot see it, doesn’t mean I can’t believe it! –  Jack Skellington (Nightmare Before Christmas)

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Halloween is by far the safest day to kill a person and leave them in a chair on our porch.

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On Halloween you get to become anything that you want to be. – Ava Dellaira

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Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative.

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Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen, voices whisper in the trees, “Tonight is Halloween!” – Dexter Kozen

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Tombstone sayings for Halloween – He caught a fishbone in his throat, which made him sing an angel’s note.

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That awkward moment on the first day of school when you’ll go in front of the class and introduce yourself.


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